Explicit language about the lower regions of tall people
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ere is the ‘7 foot man’ song by Adam Sandler. Loaded with beautiful insights on being tall 😀
I was in doubt whether or not to post this, but if not on this blog, then where? So have a listen – I think it’s moderately funny 
“7 Foot Man”
We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax I’m the 7 foot man,
I’ve commited no crime,
Bumping my head into doorways,
It happens all the time,
I’m 7 feet tall,
And I repeat,
They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet,
I’m 7 feet tall,
And I dont play basketball,I’m 7 feet tall,
But I’m still just a man,
So of course it hurts me a lot,
When I walk into the ceiling fan,
Small people say I wish I was him,
But its been nine years since I’ve had a trim,
The barber says,
I cant reach the top of his head,7 foot man,
(ha ha)I cannot hide,
7 foot man,
I know cause I’ve tried,
7 foot man,
My last girlfriend died,
Because my penis,
Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!So the next time you see me,
Walking around,
And my head is right about to hit a tree branch,
Tell me to duck down,
And I’ll pay you back ,
Soon you will see,
By getting you frisbee down from that tree,
I do what i can,
I’m the 7 foot man,
I’ve commited no crime,
Bumping my head into doorways,
It happens all the time,
I’m 7 feet tall,
And I repeat,
They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet,
I’m 7 feet tall,
And I dont play basketball,I’m 7 feet tall,
But I’m still just a man,
So of course it hurts me a lot,
When I walk into the ceiling fan,
Small people say I wish I was him,
But its been nine years since I’ve had a trim,
The barber says,
I cant reach the top of his head,7 foot man,
(ha ha)I cannot hide,
7 foot man,
I know cause I’ve tried,
7 foot man,
My last girlfriend died,
Because my penis,
Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!So the next time you see me,
Walking around,
And my head is right about to hit a tree branch,
Tell me to duck down,
And I’ll pay you back ,
Soon you will see,
By getting you frisbee down from that tree,
I do what i can,
I’m the 7 foot man,
7 foot man,
7 foot man
My last girlfriend died.. Because my penis is 7 foot wide.
Don
December 3, 2014I’m not really an Adam Sandler fan but this is just juvenile and stupid. Please don’t degrade the quality of “Tallsome” with such drivel- you are better than that.
Rued
December 9, 2014Hey Don,
I didn’t think too much about it, when I posted. Just stumbled upon this song and thought I’d be funny to some. Sorry, if it was a waste of time for you to hear..
Hope you’ll return to read the more decent posts 🙂
Rued
Happy Birthday
December 8, 2014Fantastic website. Plenty of useful information here. I’m sending it to a few buddies ans also sharing in delicious. And certainly, thank you on your sweat!
Rued
December 9, 2014Thank you! Makes me super happy 🙂 And thank you for sending me to birthdaycats.com 😀
Rued