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7 Feet Tall Song by Adam Sandler

Explicit language about the lower regions of tall people



ere is the ‘7 foot man’ song by Adam Sandler. Loaded with beautiful insights on being tall 😀


I was in doubt whether or not to post this, but if not on this blog, then where? So have a listen – I think it’s moderately funny :-)


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“7 Foot Man”

We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax
I’m the 7 foot man,
I’ve commited no crime,
Bumping my head into doorways,
It happens all the time,
I’m 7 feet tall,
And I repeat,
They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet,
I’m 7 feet tall,
And I dont play basketball,I’m 7 feet tall,
But I’m still just a man,
So of course it hurts me a lot,
When I walk into the ceiling fan,
Small people say I wish I was him,
But its been nine years since I’ve had a trim,
The barber says,
I cant reach the top of his head,7 foot man,
(ha ha)I cannot hide,
7 foot man,
I know cause I’ve tried,
7 foot man,
My last girlfriend died,
Because my penis,
Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!So the next time you see me,
Walking around,
And my head is right about to hit a tree branch,
Tell me to duck down,
And I’ll pay you back ,
Soon you will see,
By getting you frisbee down from that tree,
I do what i can,
I’m the 7 foot man, 

7 foot man,
7 foot man

My last girlfriend died.. Because my penis is 7 foot wide.


4 Responses
  • Don
    December 3, 2014

    I’m not really an Adam Sandler fan but this is just juvenile and stupid. Please don’t degrade the quality of “Tallsome” with such drivel- you are better than that.

    • Rued
      December 9, 2014

      Hey Don,

      I didn’t think too much about it, when I posted. Just stumbled upon this song and thought I’d be funny to some. Sorry, if it was a waste of time for you to hear..

      Hope you’ll return to read the more decent posts 🙂


  • Happy Birthday
    December 8, 2014

    Fantastic website. Plenty of useful information here. I’m sending it to a few buddies ans also sharing in delicious. And certainly, thank you on your sweat!

    • Rued
      December 9, 2014

      Thank you! Makes me super happy 🙂 And thank you for sending me to 😀


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