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7 Feet Tall Song by Adam Sandler

Explicit language about the lower regions of tall people

 

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ere is the ‘7 foot man’ song by Adam Sandler. Loaded with beautiful insights on being tall 😀

 

I was in doubt whether or not to post this, but if not on this blog, then where? So have a listen – I think it’s moderately funny :-)

 

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“7 Foot Man”

We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax
I’m the 7 foot man,
I’ve commited no crime,
Bumping my head into doorways,
It happens all the time,
I’m 7 feet tall,
And I repeat,
They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet,
I’m 7 feet tall,
And I dont play basketball,I’m 7 feet tall,
But I’m still just a man,
So of course it hurts me a lot,
When I walk into the ceiling fan,
Small people say I wish I was him,
But its been nine years since I’ve had a trim,
The barber says,
I cant reach the top of his head,7 foot man,
(ha ha)I cannot hide,
7 foot man,
I know cause I’ve tried,
7 foot man,
My last girlfriend died,
Because my penis,
Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!So the next time you see me,
Walking around,
And my head is right about to hit a tree branch,
Tell me to duck down,
And I’ll pay you back ,
Soon you will see,
By getting you frisbee down from that tree,
I do what i can,
I’m the 7 foot man, 

7 foot man,
7 foot man

My last girlfriend died.. Because my penis is 7 foot wide.

 

4 Responses
  • Don
    December 3, 2014

    I’m not really an Adam Sandler fan but this is just juvenile and stupid. Please don’t degrade the quality of “Tallsome” with such drivel- you are better than that.

    • Rued
      December 9, 2014

      Hey Don,

      I didn’t think too much about it, when I posted. Just stumbled upon this song and thought I’d be funny to some. Sorry, if it was a waste of time for you to hear..

      Hope you’ll return to read the more decent posts 🙂

      Rued

  • Happy Birthday
    December 8, 2014

    Fantastic website. Plenty of useful information here. I’m sending it to a few buddies ans also sharing in delicious. And certainly, thank you on your sweat!

    • Rued
      December 9, 2014

      Thank you! Makes me super happy 🙂 And thank you for sending me to birthdaycats.com 😀

      Rued

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